A conversation I had with my roomate today:
Me: "A burrito and a yogurt. What a good dinner."
Mary: "You're gonna get diarrhea."
Me: "What?"
Mary: "A burrito...that's beans. And yogurt is dairy. You're gonna get diarrhea."
Me: "Dairy doesn't give you diarrhea. If anything it stops you up."
Mary: "Really?"
Me: "Eating too much cheese will give you constipation. Truth. It's happened to me."
Mary: "...that must be why I never pooped until I came to college."
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